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Horvejkul Nichkhun's new winking machine

Fourth story in 2pm chronicles which is simply a collection of seven short stories. Each one of them revolving around one of 2pm members.

Title: Horvejkul Nichkhun's new winking machine
Pairing: ot7, Taecyeon/Jaebeom
Rating: NC-14ish
Summary: Nichkhun is sick and tired of winking all the time so he comes up with a project that is most definitely going to help him get rid of his problem.
Genre: Comedy/Crack


04. Horvejkul Nichkhun’s new winking machine

Nich Khun was tired. Tired of JYP trying to turn him into a winking robot. Heck, he was a human, a freaking human being and he had his rights, right? There were times when Nich Khun regretted not reading through the contract JYP gave him before actually signing it. And this was one of those times. How can a man blink one million (if not more) times a day only Nich Khun knew. Once he even considered writing a book about it but gave up after only the second sentence. Wink to the old lady in the corner. Now wink to those school girls that are after you. Wink to the writers of Idol Army. Wink to JYP Hyung, just for fun. Wink to the cat that climbed the tree. He just couldn’t take it anymore. But much to JYP’s oblivion, Nich Khun was an evil genius in disguise. Back home he won a science fair building a ‘razor blazer’ which was so powerful that it made a ship sink. And not some ordinary ship, it was cruiser which could take up more than eight thousand people. So lying in bed one night Nich Khun thought of a plan, and a brilliant one that is.

On a Saturday morning 2pm members were woken up by a noise of hammer hitting against metal surface. Confused about who the hell managed to make so much noise at 5am, they got up and listened carefully, to human’s ear, unbearable sounds.

“Did you hear that Taek?” Jae Beom poked his boyfriend’s shoulder.

“Of course I heard it; the freaking sound would wake the dead.” Taec Yeon yawned turning to face Jae Beom.

“What if it’s the burglar?!” Jay hissed.

“Okay, okay. I’ll go check it and you stay here.” Taec Yeon surrendered getting up.

“Hey, who do you think I am? A scared girl?” Jay frowned.

“Well, you’re more than welcome to join me in catching this so called burglar.” Taec Yeon said and waited for Jay to say something rude back but it never came.

“You coming or what?” He turned to their leadja to see him standing near their shared bed fidgeting his feet.

“I- I umm… I don’t want to.” Jay looked at Taek somewhat angry while trying to get his words out right.

“Okay Jay. You be a good girlfriend now and hide under the bed and let me to the business.” Taek joked and even thought his remark made Jae Beom angry he obeyed anyways.

Once inside the bed and buried safely under his sheets Jae Beom whispered. “You wait and see Ok Taec Yeon. Someday soon this girlfriend is going to get back at you.”

Exiting the room quietly, Taec Yeon sneaked into the kitchen only to find Chan Sung eating already not really worried about the possibility that someone had broken into their home.

“Can’t you hear that ear-throbbing sound or are you just so stupid not to care about the fact that it might be a burglar?” Taec Yeon screamed at Chan trying not to raise his voice and be heard by whoever was making that sound.

“Huh, what? A burglar?” magnae widened his eyes.

“Hush! Be quiet! Grab that broom and come with me.” The older giant ordered grabbing himself a frying pan. After all, safety is the most important thing. Chan Sung followed Taec Yeon as they walked towards the source of that constant banging.

“What if he killed Nich Khun?” Chan Sun yelped when they found out that it was coming from Thai prince’s room.

“Shh!” Taec Yeon put a finger over his mouth signaling Chan Sung to shut up.

With one of his hands Taek pushed the door open so they were now able to peek inside. The giants were both so shocked with the scene before them. Whoever’s been making that sound was now standing his back to them, holding Nich Khun’s head in his hands while attaching some wires to it.

“NOW!!!” Taec Yeon screamed and he and Chan Sung dashed into the room hitting the man before them with the objects the now possessed, making Nich Khun’s head to fall from his hold.

“Ouch, ouch! OUCH!!” the man on the floor cried and only after hearing his voice had Taec Yeon and Chan Sung stopped beating him up realizing that the man was actually Nich Khun himself.

“Khun?! But your head-” Chan Sung shuttered turning to gaze at the head that had fallen to the floor.

“Oh, Chan Sung could you be more stupid? That’s my project over there.” He pointed at the same head. “I’m making a winking machine to wink instead of me.”

The taller boys started laughing, loudly.

“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!” Taek exclaimed.

“Laugh all you want, but this guy here is not winking ever again!” he stated laughing like a villain from some comic book.

“O-kay. Khun you’re starting to scare me.” Taec Yeon confessed. They have never seen the calm Thai prince acting this… stupid?

Later that day when Khun had finally finished his project he was demanding to hold up a presentation for JYP. Khun was satisfied with his work. The face on the machine looked exactly like his own. He had put a lot of work and patience in this thing and it’ll finally pay off.

“Hey Khun!” called Jay from his seat in JYPE’s conference room. “You know that you could get into Guinness book of records with your invention?” the short man asked.

“Wow, thanks Jay.” Nich Khun was impressed with Jay’s behavior today. He was somehow good, maybe even too good. There had to be a catch, Khun thought just as Jae Beom opened his mouth again.

“I’m serious. You they might even give you an award for making them insert a whole new section under the name of ‘The stupidest…’ in their book.” Jae Beom laughed at glaring Khun. And Nich Khun knew it; he knew Jay was up to no good.

“Says a man who can’t tell the difference between a rabbit and a bunny.” Was his respond which made Jay choke on his water that he was drinking at the moment.

This time Taec Yeon decided to protect his boyfriends pride by saying, “Good one Khun, did you think of that by yourself? Awww and it took you so long. Fortunately it was worth it. Guinness has the stupidest longest awaited comment of the year.” He clapped.

Nich Khun turned around offended while the rest of 2pm continued to make fun of him. Khun was so grateful when Jin Young hyung walked into the room a few minutes later because his ‘loyal’ band members finally shut up about how crazy he was.

“So Nich Khun, what did you want to tell me?” JYP asked concerned.

“I’ve got something to show you.” He grabbed the head (read: winking machine) and showed it to JYP who looked at it with great interest. Nich Khun noticed Jun Su, Jun Ho and Woo Young giggling in the corner whispering something to one another. He sighed hoping JYP would accept this machine.

“This is what I like to call ‘the Nich Khun head’. It’s a well designed winking machine that will if you allow it from now on wink instead of me. Let me show you how it works.” Nich Khun held up the machine right before JYP’s face and Jin Young just nodded.

“Come on, let us see!” Woo Young yelled from behind making the other laugh at Khun some more.

“Oh, I’ll show you.” Nich Khun gritted his teeth pressing the button at the very back of the winking machine’s head.

“Hello, I’m Wink Khun and I’ll wink for you today.” The invention spoke making the other stare in amazement while Nich Khun grinned proudly. Then the machine winked perfectly. One time, two times, three times and JYP felt a liquid on his face.

“Approved! Approved! We shall test it in the next episode of Idol Army and see what the viewers think!” He said immediately bringing a hand to his face and wiping some of the liquid which happened to be blood off his face. That’s when he fainted from a major nosebleed. The story of JYP’s blood loss due to Khun’s winks is really an interesting story but we’ll have to save it for some other time. Nich Khun was satisfied so he stuck out his tongue to his band mates who were still looking at the machine, eyes wide and mouth agape.

Next day was a premier, you could say. The winking machine was going to be showed at one of the most popular idol shows. Nich Kun was sooo excited and he couldn’t help but thinking, my winking days are over! Oh, yeah!

After Boom had done the introduction and their guests – a bunch of high scholars showed up and Nich Khun was proposed to wink for them, ‘the Nich Khun head’ was brought out on the stage.

“Guys, meet my new friend,” Khun said bringing the invention closer to his fans. “the Nich Khun head.”

After seeing what invention could do, the fans were so amazed that they wanted more and more, and more. Even before show ended the winking machine broke down due to winking for fifty thousand times during the last hour. And that was at least ten thousand times less than Nich Khun usually winks. His invention had gone to waste and Nich Khun was devastated about it. After all, now he’s going to be the one to suffer ten thousand more winks.

“NOOOOO!!” Nich Khun yelled pulling at his hair when the realization hit him.

At that point Nich Khun stopped hoping that his suffering will ever stop. It was hopeless, anyways. He was forever and ever going to be the group’s winker.