Ok Taecyeon's bedtime/ghost story gone bad
Second story in 2pm chronicles which is simply a collection of seven short stories. Each one of them revolving around one of 2pm members.
Title: Ok Taecyeon's bedtime/ghost story gone bad
Pairing: Taecyeon/Jaebeom
Rating: NC-13ish
Summary: Taecyeon wants to have some rest after a long day but his roommates are being too noisy and annoying so he tells them a ghost story. But story takes a worng turn.
Genre: Comedy/Crack
02. Ok Taecyeon’s bedtime/ghost story gone bad
All Taec Yeon wanted that after a long day and rough schedule was to get some rest but living with a bunch of whiny and hungry dongsaengs and loud hyperactive hyungs that was not possible. He tossed and turned around his bed trying to find a comfortable position and block out the sounds of the boys screaming and quarrelling over play station 3.
“Aish…” he mumbled hiding his head under the pillow. There was a silence. All the noises disappeared and all the sounds vanished. And then…
CRUSH.
Jae Beom rushed over at the top of his speed and jumped hard on top of Taec Yeon. Then Jun Ho, Jun Su and all of the 2pm members squashed the poor giant. They sat on top of him that is until Taec Yeon let out a painful cry.
“Why, why can’t you leave me alone for just two seconds? Wasn’t play station enough fun for you?” Taec Yeon tried desperately as he felt a weight on his back getting lighter.
“But hyung, we were bored.” Woo Young’s teary eyes stared at the older boy.
“And we just wanted you to play with us.” Jun Ho whined much like a three year old would.
“Taekkie, don’t you hate us for wanting to spent time with you.” Jae Beom evilly joined the pouting parade. Taec Yeon sighed, frustrated. He then remembered the time when he locked himself in their shared bathroom searching for some piece and quiet which only resulted with Chan Sung crushing down the door (his excuse was that that they thought Taek had drowned while taking a shower) and the boys seeing him taking a poop, naked. This night is going to be a disaster, Taec Yeon thought.
“Okay guys, what if I tell you my special bedtime story, will you let me sleep then?” Taec Yeon smirked to himself while the other six members exchanged looks.
“Sureeee.” Said Chan Sung but Taec Yeon knew that it was unreliable when coming from magnae’s mouth.
Ten minutes later they were all seated on the floor in the living room much like school girls who are having a slumber party. Nich Khun brought the popcorn and now they were all set.
“Wait!” Taec Yeon said. “Let me turn off the light first. I have a special ghost story for you.” He quickly turned off the light and returned to his original position.
Out of nowhere Taek switched on the flashlight bringing it close to his face as to make atmosphere tenser.
“It was a cold Halloween night. The rain was pouring on Seoul. The streets were filled with dirt but nobody seemed to care. It was crowded even though the darkness already swallowed the whole city. And one man, one man didn’t belong in that crowd of masked strangers. One man was different. He unlike everybody else carried a real blood covered knife in his hand. He turned into a dark valley. He had a goal – he had to reach JYP Entertainment building as fast as possible. As a dark silhouette approached JYP, seven boys, oblivious to outsides happening were still practicing their dance steps – the beastly idols 2pm.”
At this point of the story everybody’s mouth was hanging wide open and Taec Yeon’s headache was almost gone ‘cause of the fact that he finally found a way to shut them all up.
“The man looked at the window, to the only room with the light still on. He smiled evilly to himself. He started to move slowly, carefully towards the back entrance but was seen by one person on their way out.” Taek was cut by Jae Beom who was trying to hold his laughter.
“Kkkkkk!” Jay clasped a hand over his mouth.
“What’s so funny hyung?” Jun Su leaned over so Jay could whisper in his ear. A minute later Jun Su was thrown into a fit of giggles.
“Care to share it with the rest of the group?” Nich Khun asked.
Just then Jae Beom turned to face Taec Yeon and then laughed in his boyfriend’s face. “Mianhae Taek, but your ears look so funny and big from here. And under the flashlight they’re even glowing. You kinda remind me of a glowing monkey.”
“Ha-ha, very mature Jay.” Taec Yeon responded turning to Jun Ho for back up but ending up disappointed when younger man’s remark came.
“Well you do kinda resemble him.” Jun Ho confessed and Taec Yeon groaned in frustration.
“Moving on.”
“He growled dangerously before throwing himself at the newfound victim. He cut the man’s neck leaving him to bleed out on a cold stinky floor and be later eaten by rats. He got to the door just when lightning stroke. He sneaked inside and moved unnoticed until he got to- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Taec Yeon screamed after Woo Young crushed their lamp that was standing by the couch. He might have as well had a heart attack, he thought. But unfortunately for Taek, he wasn’t that lucky. So shitting his pants because of fallen lamp wouldn’t help and nor would heart attack. He was stuck with this bunch of lunatics for tonight (and eternity).
“‘Guys, I’m going to the rest room.’ A voice of a dark haired idol called. ‘I’ll be right back.’ He said leaving the practice room. He walked through the dark corridor until he reached male bathroom. Entering, he tried to switch on the light but the switcher just wouldn’t budge. It must be broken, he thought to himself as he walked over to the sink to freshen himself up. But there was one thing or rather one person that he didn’t notice. From inside the last cubicle there was someone watching him, ready to take away his life-”
“Can you kill Seul Ong in this story for me?” Chan Sung asked out of the blue. He laid on the floor on his stomach, both hands under his head. Six pairs of eyes looked at him as thought he was some kind of crazy-killer-maniac dude.
“He owes me money.” He explained casually clenching his fists at the thought of Seul Ong.
Nich Khun rolled his eyes and assured Taec Yeon to go on whit his unbelievably boring story.
“Okay, where were we?” Oh yeah! Ready to take away his life.”
“Why is there no more popcorn?” Jun Su interrupted.
“Jun Ho stop stuffing your face with those things and give me some!” he yelled at the younger junbrother desperate to eat those precious popcorns.
“Lets see.” Taek continued “The man from the shadow started inching closer and closer to the boy. And then-” he got cut off once again, this time by Nich Khun.
“This is getting boring.” Thai winking machine commented.
“Let’s play ‘Finish the story’. The rules are simple: when you get bored of the story that one’s been telling you say it and then it’s your turn to continue from the point where it left off. Get it?” Chan Sung suggested. Everybody nodded.
“Okay! My turn! My turn!” Jay threw his hand in the air just so he could be the next narrator and for a second he looked like a geek who wanted badly to answer the teacher’s question.
So Jae Beom began talking.
“The boy that left for bathroom appeared to be Seul Ong. Then a dentist-tooth fairy Taek who killed a passenger before showed up and said to Seul Ong, ‘Hiya matey, see my friend Chan wanted me to kill you but sadly I don’t own that kind of power so I’ll just have to pull your teeth out one by one. Slowly and painfully.’ The fairy grinned evilly while swinging his giant magic wand in front of boy’s terrified face.’” As leadja finished his part all boys were rolling on the floor laughing their heads of and Taec Yeon pulled at his hair whishing this torture to end.
“Oh-uh hyung, you forgot to mention fluffy pink tutus that fairies usually wear.” Jun Ho jumped on his sit still keeping the popcorn out of Jun Su’s reach.
“Sorry Ho but now I’m telling the story!” Woo Young announced making TaecYeon bang his tired head in the wall repeatedly.
“Dentist-tooth fairy Taec Yeon was a prince from a magical kingdom Ame-Rica and therefore he had his little helper to do his hair while flying. Dwarf Jae Beom would sit on Taek’s back and- no, hyung, no!” Woo Young shouted before Jae Beom’s Barbie pillow came in contact with his face.
“I thought you lot were on my side!!” he yelled at the laughing boys. Taec Yeon wanted to die right now. Grumpy Jay was never in mood for night activities so Taek’s last hopes went down the drain when Chan Sung stuck his tongue out at the pink shorty and when Jay launched himself at the magnae hitting him with a not-so-soft pillow. Soon the others joined in for a group pillow fight so they were unable to hear the door bell. Taec Yeon got up, dizzy and headed to the other end of the apartment where the front door was.Poor tall teenager opened the door revealing their old neighbor in her nightgown glaring at him.
“Young man, care to explain yourself? Why are you making so much noise when it’s past twelve am? My Shin Yong can’t sleep because of you and Mrs. Kim from 732 already threatened to call the police if you won’t behave.” Old lady Min from apartment next to theirs complained.
“Sorry madam. It won’t happen again.” Taec Yeon bowed mumbling ‘that’s enough’. He frowned but then it hit him - the most wonderful idea. He came up with such an impenetrable plan, purely brilliant if he may say so himself.
“Guys hurry! Come and see what tooth fairy got you!” Taek yelled from outside the apartment. In a matter of seconds all of the boys stumbled one over another in the hall.
“Look a unicorn!” Taek pointed towards the elevator making them all look towards the elevator. That was his opportunity to escape. He ran back inside the apartment, locking the doors behind him. He slammed his back against the door once they were closed and smiled a triumphal smile.
“Phhew,” he wiped the sweat fro his forehead. “Thank Jaysus they’re so stupid.”
He went back to bed, put the earphones in and let the music blast from his mp3 player. The giant hugged his pillow close and drifted off to his dream land where there were no crazy band mates who were now freezing outside in only their pajamas and banging on the front door begging for Taek to let them in. No, in his world everything was perfect and peaceful and quiet.
“He’s gonna pay for this. I tell ya.” Jae Beom promised to his fellow band members. Then turning around he slammed his fist on the wooden door screaming in process.
“No sex for month Ok TaecYeon! I said no S. E. X.! NO SEX! FOR A MONTH!” was the threat that woke Taec Yeon from his dream la-la land.
That night Taec Yeon decided to risk his sleep for sex with his short-tempered boyfriend. Jae Beom, sex and Jay’s love were the most important things in Taek’s life. Maybe that’s the reason his plans never actually worked.
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