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Lee Junho's attempts to lose the baby status

Sixth story in 2pm chronicles which is simply a collection of seven short stories. Each one of them revolving around one of 2pm members.

Title: Lee Junho's attempts to lose the baby status
Pairing: ot7, Taecyeon/Jaebeom , slight Junsu/Junho
Rating: NC-13ish
Summary: Junho is sick and tired of being group's baby and he wants to get rid of the baby status no matter what it takes.
Genre: Comedy/Crack




06. Lee Junho’s attempts to lose the baby status

Lee Jun Ho didn’t like having a baby status in the group. Yes, he admits that he’s cute and sometimes acts a little childish and of course is one of the youngest members amongst 2pm but that doesn’t mean that he really is a baby. Lee Jun Ho thinks of himself as a man, and a strong one to be exact. Therefore he does not want to have the baby status no more, he decided. Now the only thing left to do was to convince his hyungs that he grew from it. I’m no longer going to be the baby, he thought smiling.

Unfortunately for Jun Ho it was hard to act mature.

Early in the morning Jun Ho found his way to the bedroom tiptoeing quietly until he reached the bed which Jun Su slept in. He nudged the older boy trying to hold back his sobs. And even thought Jun Su was a very light sleeper, he was even bigger sucker for tears. When Jun Su finally awoke, he looked into the younger boy’s eyes worriedly.

“Jun Ho? What’s wrong?” he grabbed his shoulders. “Hey, tell me what’s wrong.” Jun Su persisted.

“I- I- I- Hyung go with me to the funeral.” Jun Ho cried harder gripping his white teddy bear in his hands.

“Sure Jun Ho, please don’t cry. It’s not the end of the world; it’ll be okay. You have your hyung to take care of you.” Jun Su ran his hand through his hair before pulling the younger boy into a tight hug waiting for him to stop crying.

Half an hour later Jun Su was ready to go with Jun Ho to the funeral. He even wore a tuxedo which was so unlike him. He knocked on the boy’s door and waited patiently for him to open. He was glad when he saw he wasn’t the only one in a tux. He thought he looked stupid dressed like that.

“Ready to go?” Jun Su asked already heading to the door.

“Where are you going hyung? I thought you’ll come with me to the funeral.” Jun Ho started tearing up again.

“We’re going there now, okay?” Jun Su sensed other’s discomfort.

“Oh, then why are you heading to the door?” Jun Ho asked confused.

And now Jun Su was the one confused, “Well how do we get there if we don’t leave the house first?”

“But there’s no need for that. Come.” Jun Ho held Jun Su’s hand leading him back towards the bedroom.

“Jun Ho, why are we here?” Jun Su asked after he closed the door behind them. He turned around only to find the younger crouching his back to Jun Su repeatedly whispering the words ‘Why it had to be you? Why didn’t God take me instead?’

As Jun Su moved closer he found Jun Ho gripping Spiderman action figure, its body in one hand and head in the other.

“Jun Ho!! You asked me to go to the funeral held by only you for that stupid fucking action figure?!” Jun Su screamed so loud that he probably woke every single person in the house.

But his yelling upset Jun Ho and the baby of the group started to cry once again only this time that were uncontrollably loud, you could say highly pitched sobs.

“Shhh, Jun Ho. Shit, I didn’t mean it like that. It just surprised me that he’s dead, I mean yesterday he was climbing our walls and today, oh God.” Jun Su was good at lying so it didn’t take him long to convince the younger that he actually cared for the stinking toy. Jun Su spent his morning and half of the afternoon giving speech about Spiderman, holding a funeral as some fucking priest would while Jun Ho had his head buried in his shoulder and was crying like there was no tomorrow. He even brought a rose for Spider man to be buried (read put in a box) with knowing that Jay would later bite his head off for taking a rose from the bouquet that his boyfriend gave him as a present. Jun Su was well aware that he would suffer the consequences but he did it anyways to please THE BABY.

Jun Ho's attempt number one – fail.

Before dinner the boys found out that they actually had no food left due to Chan Sung’s overdose last night. So they picked Khun and Jun Ho to go grocery shopping since they had nothing better to do. And Jae Beom gave them the list with necessary groceries and the exact amount of money that it was needed to buy them all. Heck, he even wrote down the labels so the boys wouldn’t trick him by keeping half of his money to buy shit later.

Once in the supermarket Nich Khun checked the list while Jun Ho had wandered off somewhere. Jay writing was hard to understand and half the words were written in wrong grammar.

Milk

Bread

Ramen (lots of it)

Bananas (buy more so we have some to scare Chan Sung from our rooms.)

Chicken

Bulkogi

Chips

Fish

Butter

Oh, and buy me some condoms.

YOU JUST TRY TO TRICK ME WITH BUYING SOME CHEAP SHIT AND I’LL KILL YOU, I REALLY WILL.

The sexy leadja

Nich Khun sighed before going to get some condoms so he could finally go home. Getting to the shelf he put one box in his shopping cart and turned around when he heard Jun HO calling ‘hyung’. He saw the boy standing on his toes staring delighted at the ice-cream inside a big freezer. Khun walked up to him putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Jun Ho, no. You know Jae Beom doesn’t allow us to eat sweets before dinner.”

“But hyuuung!” Jun Ho whined stomping his feet stubbornly.

“Come on, let’s go!” Nich Khun grabbed him by the elbow but Jun Ho didn’t move from his spot. He stood there whining louder and louder making other customers to look at them disapprovingly.

“We’ll buy ice-cream next time, Ho. I promise, now let’s go.” Nich Khun tried.

“No.” Jun Ho refused shaking his head as to confirm his previous statement. Nich Khun lost it, he cracked. He couldn’t take the weird looks that were sent his way and he decided to pay for Jun Ho’s ice-cream himself.

“Okay, but not a word to Jae Beom hyung” Khun said angry with himself for giving in to Jun Ho. THE BABY smiled to him and suddenly all the anger disappeared.

Jun Ho’s attempt number two – fail.

In the evening 2pm decided to watch some PG15 horror movie together. Jun Ho sat his head hidden behind the thin blanket as the killer on the screen was about to murder some whore. Jay was snuggled up to Taek and the two didn’t really watch the movie; it was just a lame excuse to keep the other members occupied so they could make out without any interruptions. Nich Khun was yawning looking at the fake blood dripping every now and then. To him this movie was too boring and just so unrealistic. Woo Young and Chan Sung were having fun throwing popcorn at each other finding it much more amusing then the movie. On the other hand, Jun Su on the other hand looked at Jun Ho worriedly thinking about whether the boy will be able to sleep after watching the movie.

Somewhere outside the lightning stroke and Jun Ho shivered in this spot on the couch. The electricity line broke down and their apartment was washed over with dark a minute later just when the killer got so close to the screen that Jun Ho thought he was able to reach him. He screamed making everyone look at him surprised. He shrugged his shoulders and since there was nothing else to do they all agreed on going to bed.

Jun Ho lay in his bed, thoughts of that killer from the movie not leaving his head. He tossed and turned every now and then checking if Jay and Taek were still in the bed next to his. The storm outside was getting worse. And Jun Ho thought he was fine. He thought he would get through this as a real man would that is until the lightning struck again and he jumped from his bed totally shocked and scared like never before. He heard cracking of the doors and it felt like someone was in their apartment. The shadows were illuminating strange creepy silhouettes on the wall. Jun Ho whimpered before he shook Jay’s shoulder scared for his life. Jae Beom looked at the boy who had tears streaming down his face. He could see the fear in boy’s eyes as any great leader should and felt sorry for the little boy. So he decided to let him sleep with them. He moved removing Taek’s hand from his waist and let the younger lay down before he returned to his bed.

One safely laid between his two hyungs Jun Ho smiled gratefully at Jay who just shrugged it off disturbed with the fact that he wasn’t able to sleep next to his boyfriend but he was happy to help THEIR BABY.
Jun Ho's attempt number three - epic fail.

That night before drifting to sleep Jun Ho concluded that he actually enjoys being pampered and loved. He decided to never go against his baby status again ‘cause after all he was happy with being 2pm’s BABY.

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